Investor Days

Yesterday,
Nothin could surpass F = ma
Now I need some dough, my loans to pay.
I'm headed for
investor days.

Suddenly,
risk-management-of-arbitrage-hedge-funds
seems like it's the place to be.
Just another physics refugee,
turned into a Keynes devotee

No J-E-T-P, R-M-P, OR P-R-A
peer review is just fine,
but the bottom line is in my 401K.

Yesterday,
"Cache" was where I stored floating point arrays,
and helium evaporates away.
But now cold cash
is the investor way.

I would read Thoreau and Trudeau,
snub the Nikkei.
Nigel says:
"That's wrong. You belong to the big Pay Day!"

Investor days,
now I calculate the power plays,
as quantum mechanics fades into a haze.
Because that is the
Investor way.

Oh, I believe in
investor days.